Reporting a Wild Gifthorse

Thank you very much for fulfilling your commitment to your co-conspirators. It is essential that we identify all donors who are not living up to our 10 Commitments. They must be dealt the most severe form of punishment: public exposure and humiliation.


The reporting process is very simple. Kindly complete the basic information on the form below. Once finished, please select ‘File Report’ and it will be submitted to the Council of Conspirators for analysis and action. It is your choice if you wish to identify yourself or not.

Who is the Wild Gifthorse? (the name of the individual and/or organization)

How can we locate them when the time comes?

Which of the 10 Commitments has/have been broken by this Wild Gifthorse?

What evidence do you have?


Do you happen to know if they’re a light sleeper?

If you’re willing, please provide your name and contact email.

Many thanks for your help. The Conspiracy is stronger because of members like you.