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The First Step: Take the Gifthorse Conspiracy Refresher Course.

In 30 simple lessons you will learn what nasty things grantseekers & fundraisers are whispering behind your back. You'll hear their pathetic whining about the Gifthorse Conspiracy’s sacred 10 Commitments (Hint: the ungrateful little beggars call them your ‘Bad Habits’). You'll learn how to better defend yourself while picking up a few new tricks. You'll be comforted by your many friends at the trough. You'll find out how to spot those traitorous Wild Gifthorse donors who have broken ranks so that you can report them here.

Lessons 1   – 10:          Basic Tricks & Good GroomingThe ten lessons in this session review some of the basics of the Gifthorse Conspiracy including its origins, terminology, types and styles of grantmaking and a few of the trusty tricks that have served to strengthen the Conspiracy over the years. It is not exhaustive, but then who wants to be exhausted.

Lessons 11 – 20:        Whines & Whispers: Our 10 Commitments
This session is the most demanding but also the most urgent of all of our studies. Each one of the lessons addresses one of the 10 Commitments that hold the Conspiracy together, that makes us who we are. We hear what many grantseekers are saying about the Commitments; what they whine and whisper when we’re out of earshot. We also learn how to spot Wild Gifthorses, the traitors to the Conspiracy who have grown in number to the point that they pose a threat.

Lessons 21 – 30:        Our Good Friends at the Trough
The ten lessons in this session introduce us to our many friends; the people and grantseekers who feed off and perpetuate the Conspiracy even though they’re on the outside grazing in. They desperately need us. It pains us to admit that we also need them, so we won’t.

The Second Step: Complete the Conspiracy Compliance Checklist at the end of the Refresher Course.

The Third Step: Immediately correct any treasonous behaviours which the Checklist exposes.

You can obtain the Refesher Course from only two priviledged sources. In either case, it will be delivered to you in a plain brown box:

CreateSpace.com

amazon.com