Dear Grantsneaker... Don't worry, we're not necessarily going to hurt you. We recognize that all's fair in your competitive world of feigned love and donor deceipt. If it wasn't, there would be little need for the Conspiracy. Whether you're a Grant Bunny, a Project Pirate or a Silken Solicitor, you can redeem yourself right here and now if you so choose. Simply report one Wild Gifthorse and we'll place you on our secret list of Preferred Proposals from Principals without Principles, otherwise known as Our Friends at the Trough. However, if you're a grantsneaker who has been spoiled by Wild Gifthorses who no longer respect the 10 Commitments, thus giving you free rein to meander down unexplored trails, you will be placed in our Docket of Unorthodox Delinquents. The consequences are obvious; our shredders are well maintained. So, what'll it be...? I want to Report a Wild Gifthorse I want to be permanently banished to Solicitation Starvation.